Writer 1: The fans are gonna be mad, though, bro.
Writer 2: Naw.
W2: Okay, well yes, but they won’t be mad about the usual stuff. ‘Cause, you know. All the death and everything. I mean they can’t really be THAT mad about any of their ships, because, you know, ha, NOTHING HAPPENED. Like with any of them. Like almost at all.
W1: …I’m not sure that’s better…
W2: There’s more to this show than the ships, bitch.
W1: Well, yes, but the least we could have done is make Bo a bit more likable.
W2: Dude, I GOT IT. Most of the fans are doccubus shippers, right? We’ll just make doccubus kiss in the last episode of the season and FAIL TO RESOLVE ANY OF THEIR RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS, that way we can make everyone mad, even the hardcore doccubus shippers. Hell, we pulled it off in the season 1 finale… and the season 2 finale… And now the 4th. At least we didn’t do that with season 3, right? That would have been repetitive.
W1: Ha ha ha ha, we’re FUCKING GENIUSES. Although… I’m still a little worried about how everything is gonna go next season without Kenz—
W2: Shhhh, nope. Shut it. Nope. Nope. Let’s not pretend that we just cut the number of seasons our show is gonna have by like, a half at least.
W1: ….Yeahhh….We’re going to have to resurrect her next season, aren’t we?
W2: Then we’d have to resurrect Hale, too. GOD DAMNIT, and maybe even Rainer. ‘Cause you know. The whole “if we can resurrect one, why not all of them,” question.
W1: Dude, I fucking hate that guy.
W2: Who, Rainer? Yeah, what a D-bag. I feel bad for the actor, though. We were like, “Hey, man! Come on our show and be universally despised and probably get hate mail for a few months.” Sounds legit.
W1: I can’t believe he went for it.
W2: Emily bought him a yacht.